Sir Gar of Loch Carron
Victorious in Spring Crown Tourney, A.S. XXVIII
Sir Gar, Loch Carron, gaunt and stark
Pledged his sword for the Crown on a lark.
xxRistil smiled, called his bluff,
xxBut his skill proved enough;
He just needed a litle aard-vark.
-- Pippin Skylark
...always tart and crisp